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Omoge Olomu Nla N Wa OkoTi O Ma Je Igbadun Eru Aya Re

Eniyan to koko kola, ika ni won fi se fun-un. Sugbon igba to ya ni ohun itiju ojosi pada wa di ewa. Bee gele lori pelu Kristy Love, eni odun merindinlogoji (36) nipa oyan nla eleyii ti Edua oke fi ta lore lofe-lofo. Oyan nla naa ti di ajitanna wo bayii ni ilu Atlanta, Georgia to wa ni ilu Amerika. Eyi to wa je tuntun ibe ni wi pe omobirin naa ti kede wi pe oun wa oko eleyii ti o maa je igbadun ebun aya ti Eledumare oba fun-un.

Ona wo ni Omobirin yii n gba fi oyan re pawo?
Elo lo n pa lojumo?
bawo ni oyan naa se tobi to?
Kini isoro ati anfaani mii to ro mo oyan nla yii?

Awon ekunrere iroyin yii wa ninu iwe Iroyin Agbaye eleyii ti mo se eda re si isale yii.


A woman with astonishingly large breasts is on the prowl for a partner, and she's turned to TLC's hit reality show Strange Love to find it.

Kristy Love, a 36-year-old 'adult' massage therapist based in Atlanta, Georgia, made her grand debut on last night's episode, where she announced it was time for her, and her size 48NN 'girls', to find love.

'I'm looking for true love,' she stated passionately. 'Someone who I love, and who loves me. My boobies do not need to be alone, it's time for them to find a man.'

Kristy's breasts weigh a vast 15.8lbs each, and combined, tip the scales at 31.6lbs - the weight of an average toddler.

On one hand, they present a hazard, particularly in the kitchen.

'Sometimes they get in the pot, sometimes they get in the pan, sometimes they get caught on the burner,' she admits.

On the other hand, they are mighty useful. Kristy's cleavage is so deep that she uses it in absence of a handbag, wedging her perfume, cell phone, car keys and driving licence between her breasts.

Although Kristy says she is on the hunt for a man who can 'redirect his focus' on her, instead of her chest, she proudly jiggles her enormous assets as she speaks, and shows them off in an array of low-cut blouses.

Kristy used to be 'embarrassed' and 'ashamed' of her breasts, which developed when she was only eight years old, and would habitually wear multiple bras to keep them under wraps.

But since she developed a career as a massage therapist, and introduced her bosoms into her very saucy repertoire, she's embraced them wholeheartedly.

According to an interview with The Mirror in 2013, Kristy makes an much as $1,300 daily, treating clients to the 'Happy Man Works', which involves 'squishing' and 'smothering' them with her breasts.

Some clients even enjoy 'being hit over the head' with them, or have her glide over their bodies covered in oil.

'I have to keep an eye out when I'm squashing someone,' she explained. 'I look at their feet and their fingers to make sure there is still movement there and they’re still breathing.'
Her doctors have told Kristy that her weight in general - as of 2013, she weighed 320lbs - leaves her at risk of developing high blood pressure and heart disease.

'But that doesn't run in my family so it doesn't bother me,' says.

While big breasts do run in the family - her eldest sister had hers reduced from a 52NN to an H-cup - Kristy has the largest. She says her relatives are 'totally against' her massage vocation and consider it 'immoral'.

Let's hope her Prince-Charming-to-be has other ideas.
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